All the Fat is the Lord's T-Shirt

$19.99
Color:
Size:

For anyone who’s ever gone back for seconds with scriptural confidence.

This Christian comedy T-shirt puts Leviticus 3:16 in bold lettering, with FAT getting the emphasis it deserves.

Product Details

  • Bella + Canvas 3001 with a soft, lightweight unisex fit

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

  • Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Printed to order

  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size Guide

Measurements are in inches with the shirt laid flat.

  • S: 18″ wide × 28″ long

  • M: 20″ wide × 29″ long

  • L: 22″ wide × 30″ long

  • XL: 24″ wide × 31″ long

  • 2XL: 26″ wide × 32″ long

Find your fit: Lay a favorite T-shirt flat. Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit for width, and from the top of the shoulder to the bottom hem for length.

Width is the measurement across the flat shirt, not your chest circumference.

Shipping & Fulfillment

  • US shipping: $4.99 flat rate per order, with no extra shipping charge for additional shirts. So go wild.

  • Each shirt is made to order, no dusty warehouse shelves here. Production takes approximately 2–5 business days.

  • Once shipped, US delivery usually takes another 7–9 business days.

  • Please allow approximately 9–14 business days total for production and delivery. These are estimates, not guarantees.

  • You’ll receive a tracking link when your order ships.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid accidentally using it as a prop shroud in the tomb scene.

Fabric Note

This lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer, especially in white or under certain lighting.

For anyone who’s ever gone back for seconds with scriptural confidence.

This Christian comedy T-shirt puts Leviticus 3:16 in bold lettering, with FAT getting the emphasis it deserves.

Product Details

  • Bella + Canvas 3001 with a soft, lightweight unisex fit

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

  • Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Printed to order

  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size Guide

Measurements are in inches with the shirt laid flat.

  • S: 18″ wide × 28″ long

  • M: 20″ wide × 29″ long

  • L: 22″ wide × 30″ long

  • XL: 24″ wide × 31″ long

  • 2XL: 26″ wide × 32″ long

Find your fit: Lay a favorite T-shirt flat. Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit for width, and from the top of the shoulder to the bottom hem for length.

Width is the measurement across the flat shirt, not your chest circumference.

Shipping & Fulfillment

  • US shipping: $4.99 flat rate per order, with no extra shipping charge for additional shirts. So go wild.

  • Each shirt is made to order, no dusty warehouse shelves here. Production takes approximately 2–5 business days.

  • Once shipped, US delivery usually takes another 7–9 business days.

  • Please allow approximately 9–14 business days total for production and delivery. These are estimates, not guarantees.

  • You’ll receive a tracking link when your order ships.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid accidentally using it as a prop shroud in the tomb scene.

Fabric Note

This lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer, especially in white or under certain lighting.