My bourbon is light. My yolk is over easy.
This Christian comedy T-shirt gives Matthew 11:30 the breakfast-and-bourbon treatment. Jesus said His yoke is easy and His burden is light. We may have read that before breakfast.
Featuring a bourbon glass, a fried egg, and the Matthew 11:30 reference, this unisex tee is for anyone who appreciates theology with questionable wordplay.
Product Details
Bella + Canvas 3001 with a soft, lightweight unisex fit
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Printed to order
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
Measurements are in inches with the shirt laid flat.
S: 18″ wide × 28″ long
M: 20″ wide × 29″ long
L: 22″ wide × 30″ long
XL: 24″ wide × 31″ long
2XL: 26″ wide × 32″ long
Find your fit: Lay a favorite T-shirt flat. Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit for width, and from the top of the shoulder to the bottom hem for length.
Width is the measurement across the flat shirt, not your chest circumference.
Shipping & Fulfillment
US shipping: $4.99 flat rate per order, with no extra shipping charge for additional shirts. So go wild.
Each shirt is made to order, no dusty warehouse shelves here. Production takes approximately 2–5 business days.
Once shipped, US delivery usually takes another 7–9 business days.
Please allow approximately 9–14 business days total for production and delivery. These are estimates, not guarantees.
You’ll receive a tracking link when your order ships.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid accidentally using it as a prop shroud in the tomb scene.
Fabric Note
This lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer, especially in white or under certain lighting.
My bourbon is light. My yolk is over easy.
This Christian comedy T-shirt gives Matthew 11:30 the breakfast-and-bourbon treatment. Jesus said His yoke is easy and His burden is light. We may have read that before breakfast.
Featuring a bourbon glass, a fried egg, and the Matthew 11:30 reference, this unisex tee is for anyone who appreciates theology with questionable wordplay.
Product Details
Bella + Canvas 3001 with a soft, lightweight unisex fit
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Printed to order
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
Measurements are in inches with the shirt laid flat.
S: 18″ wide × 28″ long
M: 20″ wide × 29″ long
L: 22″ wide × 30″ long
XL: 24″ wide × 31″ long
2XL: 26″ wide × 32″ long
Find your fit: Lay a favorite T-shirt flat. Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit for width, and from the top of the shoulder to the bottom hem for length.
Width is the measurement across the flat shirt, not your chest circumference.
Shipping & Fulfillment
US shipping: $4.99 flat rate per order, with no extra shipping charge for additional shirts. So go wild.
Each shirt is made to order, no dusty warehouse shelves here. Production takes approximately 2–5 business days.
Once shipped, US delivery usually takes another 7–9 business days.
Please allow approximately 9–14 business days total for production and delivery. These are estimates, not guarantees.
You’ll receive a tracking link when your order ships.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid accidentally using it as a prop shroud in the tomb scene.
Fabric Note
This lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer, especially in white or under certain lighting.
